split(Title: The Miracle Worker: A Comedic Look at Some of Jesus’s Impossible Feats
Oh, Jesus, the ultimate miracle worker, right? Turning water into wine, walking on water, feeding thousands with just a few loaves and fish… the list goes on. But let’s be real for a moment and break down some of these seemingly impossible acts.
First up, turning water into wine. Now, I don’t know about you, but my attempts at home brewing have never quite reached the level of divine intervention. Jesus must have been using some seriously high-tech fermentation methods to whip up a batch of Merlot in no time.
And walking on water? I can barely manage to stay afloat in a swimming pool, let alone stroll, “Title:”)[0]
